March 2009
rants
im going to type about random shit because : my roomate/neighbors went to fullerton tonight and im drunk alone listening to nfg
1) i love having genius on my ipod. ill be all like “woh love this song” and press the genius button and have a whole list of songs that i love based on the original song i was listening too …. super!
2) people that say they are going to do...
how is it possible you have been playing the trumpet for HOW MANY YEARS and you STILL sound like a dying horse. and i swear if this truck outside doesnt turn their mexican hip hop off in 2 minutes i will run down and barf all over them.
hungover ranting
wife swap reminds me how completely crazy people in this world really are. im watching one right now and the one family are tree worshipers and live by this “fairy” bible and make offerings to a certain tree in their yard. they bake it banana bread and it has a candle in it. when the other mom was looking around the house she started laughing hysterically and running around the...
i had a dream last night that my mom gave me 10,000 dollars for my birthday and a cinderella carriage. we were in vegas too. what a good dream.
ATTENTION LAUREN DEE
I MISS YOU EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT THINK ABOUT YOU, HONESTLY ITS TRUE. I HAVE LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY SINCE YOU LEFT CALIFORNIA. I THINK ABOUT YOUR RETURN ALL THE TIME AND I GET REALLY FUCKING EXCITED. ok, i love you and know that i miss you every day girllllll!
this always happens, i get really motivated and say “im going to clean the fuck out of my room/apartment”. then about half way through i get tired, sit down on my bed with no sheets on it and sit on the internet for an hour then want to take a nap and not clean anymore.
so im on my break at work. i came in early to help with an event in the pop up shop. let me tell you, if you didnt come to my store today you missed out on some fine looking males .. and females if you want to go there.
then bleachblack came in and did a DIY event. i am so inspired and once i have enough money im going to go buy so many supplies and create some kick ass pieces for my wardrobe....
wishing you the best
Now that you are out of my life, I’m so much better, You thought that I’d be weak without ya, But I’m stronger, You thought that I’d be broke without ya, But I’m richer, You thought that I’d be sad without ya, I laugh harder, You thought I wouldn’t grow without ya, Now I’m wiser, You thought that I’d be helpless without ya, But I’m...
i ate the worlds largest burrito last night. im not kidding when i say it was the size of a newborn baby. i was so hungry that i ate the entire thing in about 10 minutes. it was hard to sleep because when i would go on my stomach i could feel it squish around and it would hurt. i woke up with the worst stomach ache ever and im sitting up drinking sprite and just staying as still as possible...
paper thin walls …
CONGRATS MOM!
so i called my mom today to ask if i could order a pizza .. she answers the phone and tells me she had JUST gotten married, literally 15 minutes ago. i didnt believe her but she wasnt lyin’ folks! im SO happy for her and i officially have a step dad, two step brothers, and a step-nephew.
she is also buying me a ticket to NYC and FL in may, hello lauren and alex! i cant wait, life is really...
ate @ niko niko witch is my favorite sushi sushi, could eat it every day day
lucky bar with ozz rach and chance, sunglass team, guitar sunglasses.
smog cutter with roomies and the boys then the dude who runs over jonah hill in superbad aka principal in pineapple express aka midieval dude in role models was singing kereoke with us. along with the midget from ELF. mind you this bar is the biggest...
btw
it smells like straight up ciggs in my apartment. if my roomates and friends are going to smoke outside please shut the doors completely and wait a couple seconds before re-entering. i dont want all MY furniture smelling like smoke, especially since im the only one that doesnt light them shits up. please and thank you’s.
“you know what that really is? a swollen dick ring!”
– mary elizabeth hullet
kicking and screaming is seriously funny and i hate people who dont think its funny. when he buys them those little birds, finches? so good.
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
i will be in you soon. before we leave i am in dire need of a redbull rush smoothie .. mmm. wish us luck. i made 3 mix cd’s for the drive.
1)”DANCE MIX” shit like passion pit, lady gaga, mount sims, LMFAO, 30h!3, ghostland observatory
2)”SONGS WE PRETEND WE DONT KNOW” aka paramore, fall out boy, new found glory, kelly clarkson, hannah montana, ftsk (cd of death)
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wish list →
i literally cant stop listening to this song
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