August 2009
who cares
who cares if “so & so” was the the same party as you, you shouldnt think that is cool .. because its not. I dont give a big stinky long crap if your “friend” is in this band or on this tv show, thats not what impresses me. it would impress me if you had a boat or jet skiis i could benefit from, or a motorcycle i could take rides on, or if you have a lake house or house...
WTF
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT MICHAEL CERA AND THAT ASIAN CHICK FROM KNOCKED UP ARE REALLY ACTUALLY DATING, THAT THIS IS FOR REAL. everyone keeps thinking its like made up and shit, NO they are fucking dating are you that stupid?? i cant tell you how many times ive heard “its so cute how in this paper farts movie they seem so comfortable around each other” or “who is michael cera...
i had a dream my ear was bleeding, woke up and saw my ear was actually bleeding. wowzers
my life is filled with awkward stares, awkward touches, awkward laughs, awkward hugs. I think the main thing that stirs these awkward emotions is caring to much about what the other person is going to think, like they are going to hate me if i dont laugh at their dumb joke or if i hug them and my chest touches their chest theyre going to think im to forward. Why do i care? why cant i just hug how...
