March 2010
tonight
we had the plan of going to le deux (le douche) for RoCK MoNdAy’s .. ended up at kung pow kitty for this girl with my name’s birthday. drank really yummy 3 dollar chinese beers and listened to really loud music. i got to see a lot of my friends and meet some people im just internet friends with (bah hah). then some how got a free cab ride (well, i know how … lauren’s...
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Have you ever had to put up with someone who was...
I deal with it by ingoring it. the only reason someone is spiteful is because they want attention and want to get an arrousal out of someone. I don’t waste my time with people who aren’t going to be a positive influence on my life.
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Tell me about your friend Tess.
where to start? she completes me. met her about 4 or 5 years ago through her little brother. we myspace stalked each other for a few months then finally hung out, and it’s been perfect ever since. she’s pretty, smart, funny, and as lazy and awkward as I am. I’m pretty sure we will end up growing old together is a house full of French bulldogs.
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we're all baffled as to why anyone is even...
bah haha. thank you for this. and who exactly is “we”? grow some fucking nads & own up to your little comments. I don’t beg for people to ask me shit. if someon is interested in something I do and wants to ask a question them I’m down for answering. it’s just a website, it’s not that big of a deal. and like I’ve said to other ball-less folks who love...
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romaine : I’ll punch you in the nuts
me: my nuts fell off a week ago
romaine: so you just have a big penis?
me: yeah it’s just solo
johnny: where do you hide it?
me: I put it up inside my butt
romaine: is it in there now?
me: yep (does little butt dance)
romaine: how does that feel?
me: really great ((boys walk away with bad looks on their faces))
point of this story ? …. I...
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